JOKE: CRASHING PLANE

*A PLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH AND THERE WERE ONLY FOUR PARACHUTES IN THE PLANE,MEANWHILE THERE WERE FIVE PEOPLE IN IT. THE FIRST PERSON WAS CRISTIANO ROLANDO,HE SAID "I AM THE BEST FOOTBALLER I CANT DIE NOW" SO HE TOOK 1 PARACHUTE AND LEFT.                           THE SECOND 1 WAS ALIKO DANGOTE SAID "I AM THE RICHEST MAN IN AFRICA AND I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE".SO HE TOOK THE SECOND PARACHUTE AND LEFT.
 THE THIRD WAS A PRESIDENT (GIST WHO WAS THAT PRESIDENT) AND HE SAID "I AM THE SMARTEST PRESIDENT THAT NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE WORLD,SO I CANT DIE NOW MY PEOPLE STILL NEEDS ME" HE TOOK 1 AND LEFT.                                  THEN IT WAS LEFT WITH GOODLUCK JONATHAN AND A SMALL GIRL..........THEN JONATHAN SAID TO THE LITTLE GIRL .."TAKE THE LAST 1 I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR YOU.     THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIED "NO NEED FOR THAT .THERE ARE TWO PARACHUTES LEFT.GOODLUCK JONATHAN WITH SHOCK AND SURPRISE HE ASKED HER."HOW COME?".   THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIED" THE THIRD PRESIDENT TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG THINKING IT WAS A PARACHUTE............. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....... DON'T LAUGH ALONE,PASS AND SHEAR THIS WONDERFUL  EXPERIENCE THAT I GAVE YOU THIS MORNING PASS IT TO YOUR NEIGHBORS  *

JOKE: FOOTBALL